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Black aluminum dog tags with funny engraved sayings

Funny Engraved Dog Tags – Small Black Aluminum Pet ID Tags with Sarcastic Sayings (1.5") – Custom Options Available

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Funny Engraved Dog Tags – Small Black Aluminum Pet ID Tags with Sarcastic Sayings (1.5") – Custom Options Available

Give your pup a tag that actually matches their attitude.
These lightweight black aluminum dog tags come engraved with hilarious, sarcastic sayings that are sure to get a laugh at the dog park. Perfect for small dogs, puppies, or any pet with a big personality.

 

🐾 Product Details

  • Material: Black anodized aluminum

  • Size: 1.5 inches long × 1 inch tall

  • Shape: Bone

  • Engraving: Permanent laser engraving (white text)

  • Weight: Ultra-light — ideal for small dogs and cats

  • Includes: key ring

 

Choose from our popular sarcastic phrases:

  • My owner is single

  • I’m kind of a big deal

  • Did we just become best friends?

  • Not all who wander are lost… except me

  • I’m cute as fluff

  • World’s worst GPS

  • I’m only in it for the belly rubs

  • Don’t follow me, I’m lost too