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Black aluminum dog tags with funny engraved sayings

Funny Engraved Dog Tags – Small Black Aluminum Pet ID Tags with Sarcastic Sayings (1.5") – Custom Options Available

$6.00

Give your pup a tag that actually matches their attitude.
These lightweight black aluminum dog tags come engraved with hilarious, sarcastic sayings that are sure to get a laugh at the dog park. Perfect for small dogs, puppies, or any pet with a big personality.

 

🐾 Product Details

  • Material: Black anodized aluminum

  • Size: 1.5 inches long × 1 inch tall

  • Shape: Bone

  • Engraving: Permanent laser engraving (white text)

  • Weight: Ultra-light — ideal for small dogs and cats

  • Includes: key ring

 

Choose from our popular sarcastic phrases:

  • My owner is single

  • I’m kind of a big deal

  • Did we just become best friends?

  • Not all who wander are lost… except me

  • I’m cute as fluff

  • World’s worst GPS

  • I’m only in it for the belly rubs

  • Don’t follow me, I’m lost too

Processing Time: 2-4 Weeks
All items are handmade to order. Leather pieces require cutting, dyeing, painting, and proper curing. We never rush the craftsmanship. Thank you for your patience while we create your custom piece!